The TWO Decades Old Boobies Of Beloved Miranda/Seet Ee

Miranda! Miranda! Your age is turning from the lovely ONE to big mama TWO soon! HOW?! So sad right? Okay, maybe not as sad, since you mentioned how eager it is for you to watch those R21 movies. But, frankly, once the clock strikes twelve on that exciting day, you'll finally not be considered a teenager anymore!

Have got to know you rather late, although we were part of the same Council family. But it was worth the wait, right? Haha it's really my honour to have you as a close friend. The jokes, gossips, complains and many more seemed so much funnier and enjoyable because of you.

Remember our second visit to Harry's when I said how I envy you for your personality and straight-forwardness? Hope you'll always be that way and be smiling and laughing till, erm, you give birth to your 11th son and 11th daughter and when your boobies sag to the point they kiss the ground and when you can't smile or laugh because you don't have any more teeth. Yep, that's how old I hope you get to. Haha

Although there's much more to be said, I shall leave it to another time. Haha actually, I am getting late for your Birthday Party le... Regardlessly, here's wishing you all the best, youth and money ar!

Smile Always Dear Friend. Happy Birthday.

The Yellow Man From The North,
Benjamin